My bashrc issues a cow from cowsay and with a random fortune.
Like this:
echo -e "\e[00;33m $(fortune -a -o -s | cowsay -f $(ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows/ | shuf -n1) | sed -e 's/^/ /g')\e[00m"
This works on Linux Mint but I moved to Arch Linux, and the cowfile directory is different now.
Is there a standard way to figure out the cow directory?