In this answer, user pizdelect explains how to start a new Bash subshell that uses U+2018 and U+2019 for the single quote characters, but notes that you can't set this from inside bash. Therefore it seems that nothing in ~/.bashrc or ~/.bashprofile could set this. Yet always manually starting a new subshell is a gigantic pain.
How can I make Bash start up this way all the time?